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you save my dogs no flame bursting thanks to water proofing info and the tips that came with it. I am finished, well almost. Few glitches along the way but worked thru everything. i finished finished caulking got the weep holes, two corner shelves, two soap dishes just need fixtures and oh xxxx i forgot the towel bar. ive got 2 ceramic towel bar ends and no cutouts to put them in and wife asking how im going to get them in, my bottle isnt that big. so i starting with the pouring, mixing and drink of my beverage while searching your site and web. what do you recommend to get the towel bar notches cut out with breaking the tile.