Waterproof Shower Manual

Thank you very much for your interest in my wealth of useless knowledge. I will periodically update this particular collection of useless knowledge and will contact you, dear reader, about the brand new collection of useless knowledge, to let you know ‘we got new stuff!’ with a link to either:

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If you would like to download a .zip file with the pdf manual inside, go here:

Waterproof Manual in zip folder (pdf manual inside)

If you would prefer to view the pdf online and save it from there you can do that here:

Waterproof Manual in pdf format

The pdf is kind of large if you have dial-up or a slower connection – almost 1.5 MB. So if your computer freezes for a second like it just saw Santa’s bare ass – that’s all it is.

Go download it already.

Fancy, huh? It’s in pdf format and everything, just like all them fancy suits do it. :D

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Keep an eye out for step-by-step manuals for each specific method. The time it took for this one your looking at receiving it right around Veteran’s Day – 2017. That may be a bit optimistic, but I’m gonna try.

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