Thank you very much for your interest in my wealth of useless knowledge. I will periodically update this particular collection of useless knowledge and will contact you, dear reader, about the brand new collection of useless knowledge, to let you know ‘we got new stuff!’ with a link to either:

• Get the new stuff

• Ignore it and keep your old stuff

• Tell me to go leap off a cliff

The decision rests entirely in your hands.

So here’s your link to get the newest stuff!

If you would like to download a .zip file with the pdf manual inside, go here:

Waterproof Manual in zip folder (pdf manual inside)

If you would prefer to view the pdf online and save it from there you can do that here:

Waterproof Manual in pdf format

The pdf is kind of large if you have dial-up or a slower connection – almost 1.5 MB. So if your computer freezes for a second like it just saw Santa’s bare ass – that’s all it is.

Go download it already.

Fancy, huh? It’s in pdf format and everything, just like all them fancy suits do it.

If you ever have any questions or comments at all you can always contact me through the comments sections on all the posts (I answer every one – always, cause I’m just cool like that ) or shoot me an email at Roger@FloorElf.com.

Keep an eye out for step-by-step manuals for each specific method. The time it took for this one your looking at receiving it right around Veteran’s Day – 2017. That may be a bit optimistic, but I’m gonna try.

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