Not sure what type of waterproofing method you need? Not sure what’s available?? Is everyone on the planet trying to confuse you with different stuff??? You’re in luck!

I am now making available for the low, low price of absolutely free my shower waterproofing manual. It will explain for you, in simple terms and plain English:

  • What methods are available
  • How each method works
  • The pros and cons of each
  • How much time, money, and skill is involved

And best of all it will do this without attempting to diminish you with my absolute mastery and prowess of all the big tile and installation terms you don’t care about.

Of course it also contains a host of jackassery gems such as:

  • Why my dog continues to burst into flames
  • How much a wall weighs
  • Fun facts about unicorns
  • A little tidbit about the lawyer in my pocket

All that right there is worth the price! (It’s free, by the way, and that’s about what it’s worth) All you have to do is fill out the little form below with your name and email and I’ll have the elves shoot it right to your emailbox. (Yes, emailbox is a word, I just made it one)

Fill it out and get ready for…


And if I can’t get a hold of that I’ll send you mine.

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